"I'm sorry. Does this crazy (albeit adorable) chick Alex think there's any chance I just smoked a fattie and now I'm suddenly craving fruit? Cuz....no."
I know that silly! The reason this is being featured in the stoner snack section, is because I know you ate a whole bag of Oreos last weekend, and I know you felt like proper shit after - I know because I've been there...many, many times.
"But FRUIT? I mean. For reals?"
"Yes, for reals. You're addicted to sugar, and that's okay. A lot of people are. And Mary Jane, champion that she is, is not always the best culinary influence" (Agreed all stoners everywhere. Yeah, you know what I'm talkin' about.) Like, how many times have you woken up to remnants of last nights channeling of Bobby Flay only to find a half empty cup-o-soup, topped with sriracha and crumbled saltines (Oh my fucking God, that sounds delicious. Shit). MY POINT: your body needs a break from all the terrible things you do to it on a daily basis. If you live in New York City, like I do, just walking outside is bad for your lungs. So take care of yourself in the midst of all your debauchery, deal?
This is a stoner snack, not because you'd find it next to the special section at the bodega dedicated to Aunt Little Debbie or Grandma Hostess, but because it's so easy EVEN A STONER CAN RALLY.
Plus, these bites of pure health are bursting with flavor and a shit ton of that powdery white stuff we all know and love (not cocaine, but sugar, so actually same thing, k bye). So don't worry, because you can still indulge your sugar high, we're just doing it refined sugar free style. Au natural, as they say.